Empty Suit Guy

pay someone less then you make to do exactly your job

pay someone less then you make to do exactly your job  Empty Suit Guy

vigorously type and blankly stare into screen when boss walks by wear suit to disguise incompetence

vigorously type and blankly stare into screen when boss walks by wear suit to disguise incompetence  Empty Suit Guy

Pronounce hispanic coworkers' names with heavy fake accent Sleep well at night

Pronounce hispanic coworkers' names with heavy fake accent Sleep well at night  Empty Suit Guy

Send email at 11pm colleagues interpret as dedication

Send email at 11pm colleagues interpret as dedication  Empty Suit Guy

never walk around the office without a stack of papers and manila folders create illusion of being swamped

never walk around the office without a stack of papers and manila folders create illusion of being swamped  Empty Suit Guy

never hire anyone smarter than you big the go to guy

never hire anyone smarter than you big the go to guy  Empty Suit Guy

Schedule meetings to prepare meetings send email to request an email

Schedule meetings to prepare meetings send email to request an email  Empty Suit Guy

never hire anyone smarter than you be the go to guy

never hire anyone smarter than you be the go to guy  Empty Suit Guy

leave office at 5:35pm on friday Perception is reality

leave office  at 5:35pm on friday Perception is reality  Empty Suit Guy
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