English Major Armadillo

500 word limit on essay not enough room to finish introduction

500 word limit on essay not enough room to finish introduction  English Major Armadillo

Gen. Ed. English Class Not allowed to peer-review papers anymore after you made the first girl cry.

Gen. Ed. English Class Not allowed to peer-review papers anymore after you made the first girl cry.  English Major Armadillo

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "to" "To who?" "To whom"

Discuss Bartleby, the Scrivener? I would prefer not to

Discuss Bartleby, the Scrivener? I would prefer not to  English Major Armadillo

Tell someone you're an English major. "Oh, so you want to teach?"

Tell someone you're an English major.

"Ten Items or less" Never shopping here again.

spot a hipster reading catcher in the rye phony!

spot a hipster reading catcher in the rye phony!  English Major Armadillo

Delete and repost facebook status and hope no one saw the first attempt due to shame of misspelling

Delete and repost facebook status and hope no one saw the first attempt due to shame of misspelling  English Major Armadillo

boy used semicolon properly in a text told him it turned me on

boy used semicolon properly in a text told him it turned me on  English Major Armadillo

Get blackout drunk. Lose friends. ruin couch. Learn the following morning that you spent entire night speaking in perfect sonnets. resounding success

Get blackout drunk. Lose friends. ruin couch. 

Learn the following morning that you spent entire night speaking in perfect sonnets. resounding success  English Major Armadillo
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