Evil Toddler

Did you know that Chevy is making a heated tailgate? So your hands won't get cold when you PUSH it during the Winter! Ha!

Did you know that Chevy is making a heated tailgate? So your hands won't get cold when you PUSH it during the Winter! Ha!  Evil Toddler

I'm going to fart under the covers Then I will dutch oven myself

I'm going to fart under the covers Then I will dutch oven myself  Evil Toddler

I will be happy all day So i can cry all night

I will be happy all day So i can cry all night  Evil Toddler

I don't want you to go home So I'm locking you in the basement

I don't want you to go home So I'm locking you in the basement  Evil Toddler

..heh heh heh

..heh heh heh   Evil Toddler

I will rig all the speakers so they play custard machine not working for 10 hours

I will rig all the speakers so they play custard machine not working for 10 hours  Evil Toddler

Flying on the airplane ? I'll play them the song of my people

Flying on the airplane ? I'll play them the song of my people  Evil Toddler

Try and put me down I'll pretend my legs are made of linguini

Try and put me down I'll pretend my legs are made of linguini  Evil Toddler

It would be such a shame if all your 120 crayons were... Melted together

It would be such a shame if all your  120 crayons were... Melted together  Evil Toddler

I killed JB It's your turn one direction

I killed JB  It's your turn one direction   Evil Toddler
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