Evil genius racoon

I can be as rude and thoughtless as I want on Reddit They'll never guess that I'm middle aged

I can be as rude and thoughtless as I want on Reddit They'll never guess that 
I'm middle aged  Evil genius racoon

Going to open up a store Not going to put push/pull signs on the doors

Going to open up a store Not going to put push/pull signs on the doors  Evil genius racoon

I'll tell everyone that male bartenders are better than females when they get tips So that I'll get tipped more often

I'll tell everyone that male bartenders are better than females when they get tips So that I'll get tipped more often  Evil genius racoon

I'll Post about the lobster in the pool And add a guy drowning a puppy in the title

I'll Post about the 
lobster in the pool And add a guy drowning a puppy in the title  Evil genius racoon

I'll tell them me puppy is only 4 weeks old. really it's 10 weeks.

I'll tell them me puppy is 
only 4 weeks old. really it's 10 weeks.  Evil genius racoon

yes... I'll take whatever is on the front page and make a karma whore meme that will also make the front page.

yes... I'll take whatever is on the front page and make a karma whore meme that will also make the front page.  Evil genius racoon

I'll make several easy "clever" comments with a novelty account Then submit the links to r/bestof under my main account

I'll make several easy

I'll confess on r/Adviceanimals to posting pictures with my penis hidden then also get karma from such posts on r/photoshopbattles

I'll confess on r/Adviceanimals to  posting pictures with my penis hidden then also get karma from such posts on r/photoshopbattles  Evil genius racoon

yes... More jobs for me

yes... More jobs for me  Evil genius racoon

Tell Reddit Easter is on April Fools See who doesn't own a calendar

Tell Reddit Easter is on April Fools See who doesn't own a calendar  Evil genius racoon
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