Excessive Tanning Mom

They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky

They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky  Excessive Tanning Mom

I was going for that sun-kissed glow Nailed it!

I was going for that sun-kissed glow Nailed it!  Excessive Tanning Mom

Fuck yo couch nigga! Oh damn that's yo bitch

Fuck yo couch nigga! Oh damn that's yo bitch  Excessive Tanning Mom

Goes home with a guy she met at the bar Buffalo Bill

Goes home with a guy she met at the bar Buffalo Bill  Excessive Tanning Mom

Drugs? I dont do drugs Why? do you have some?

Drugs? I dont do drugs Why? do you have some?  Excessive Tanning Mom

They said i could become anything so i became an oompa loompa

They said i could become anything so i became an oompa loompa  Excessive Tanning Mom

Tanned for 40 years to look more attractive Burnt corneas. so everyone else suddenly looks more attractive

Tanned for 40 years to look more attractive Burnt corneas. so everyone else suddenly looks more attractive   Excessive Tanning Mom

They said i could become anything so i became a leather chair

They said i could become anything so i became a leather chair     Excessive Tanning Mom

She must play Minecraft She's wearing her leather armor

She must play Minecraft She's wearing her leather armor  Excessive Tanning Mom

Waddya want, smoothskin?

 Waddya want, smoothskin?  Excessive Tanning Mom
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