Extreme Senior Citizen

keeps his piss and weed in the same bag

keeps his piss and weed in the same bag  Extreme Senior Citizen

drinks milk of magnesia for his constipation still doesn't give a shit

drinks milk of magnesia for his constipation still doesn't give a shit  Extreme Senior Citizen

When I was a kid I had to water ski to school Uphill both ways

When I was a kid I had to water ski to school Uphill both ways  Extreme Senior Citizen

They told me to hang loose I said "it's been hanging loose for years"

They told me to hang loose I said

Waterskis Gets Cock slapped

Waterskis Gets Cock slapped  Extreme Senior Citizen

Just Retired from the navy seals

Just Retired from the navy seals  Extreme Senior Citizen

browses antiques in the temple of doom

browses antiques in the temple of doom  Extreme Senior Citizen

ride or die of natural causes

ride or die of natural causes  Extreme Senior Citizen

Stormed Normandy LIKE A BOSS!

Stormed Normandy LIKE A BOSS!  Extreme Senior Citizen

Can't get a Boner Has hard on for life

Can't get a Boner Has hard on for life  Extreme Senior Citizen
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