Fabulous Divorced Guy

I Am Clearly just a waiter

I Am Clearly just a waiter  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I don't mind my expensive divorce Nothing worth having comes cheap

I don't mind my expensive divorce  Nothing worth having comes cheap  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I don't always get divorced but when I do I become a meme

I don't always get divorced  but when I do I become a meme  Fabulous Divorced Guy

She told me to choose Her or the lava lamp

She told me to choose Her or the lava lamp  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Ridiculously photogenic But like a sir

Ridiculously photogenic But like a sir  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I don't always get divorced, but when I do lava lamp

I don't always get divorced, but when I do  lava lamp  Fabulous Divorced Guy

ordered to pay support for child that is not his doing my part to support single mothers

ordered to pay  support for child that is not his doing my part to 
support single mothers  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I was married once - she's nagging some else now And it serves him right

I was married once - she's nagging some else now And it serves him right  Fabulous Divorced Guy

WON'T YOU JOIN ME AND ENJOY SOME COLDPLAY? I MEAN: SLAYER?

WON'T YOU JOIN ME AND ENJOY SOME COLDPLAY? I MEAN: SLAYER?  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Words cannot describe the feelings I had for her... But "Bitch" came pretty close

Words cannot describe the feelings I had for her... But
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