Fabulous Divorced Guy

$2k monthly for 18 years i have to live with my parents

$2k monthly for 18 years i have to live with my parents  Fabulous Divorced Guy

My wife told me I should be more affectionate So I got two girlfriends

My wife told me I should be more affectionate So I got two girlfriends  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Marriage is the only war which you sleep with the enemy

Marriage is the only war   which you sleep with the enemy  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Perhaps the Classiest man alive Has a lava lamp

Perhaps the Classiest man 
alive Has a lava lamp  Fabulous Divorced Guy

When she left she said: "you'll never find someone like me" that's the point my dear

When she left she said:

So suave No one notices white wine served in champagne flute

So suave No one notices white wine served in champagne flute  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Gets divorced, turns 40, moves in with parents... Looks just as fabulous as ridiculously photogenic guy

Gets divorced, turns 40, moves in with parents... Looks just as fabulous as ridiculously photogenic guy  Fabulous Divorced Guy

She took the house I got the lava lamp

She took the house  I got the lava lamp  Fabulous Divorced Guy

now I can watch whatever i want on TV, including bear Grylls and drink my own chilled piss

now I can watch whatever i want on TV, including bear Grylls  and drink my own chilled piss  Fabulous Divorced Guy

You wanted one night with a stranger? Now every single girl on the Internet wants me.

You wanted one night with a stranger? Now every single girl on the Internet wants me.  Fabulous Divorced Guy
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