Fancy Crab

Classier than The 1%

Classier than The 1%  Fancy Crab

Let them eat fish flakes

Let them eat fish flakes  Fancy Crab

KRABS? Paris Hilton Sez- I haz!

KRABS? Paris Hilton Sez- I haz!  Fancy Crab

Fancy Crab Is not amused

Fancy Crab Is not amused  Fancy Crab

I have enough money to support My one million offspring

I have enough money to support My one million offspring  Fancy Crab

he mad

 he mad  Fancy Crab

prefers champagne over water

prefers champagne over water  Fancy Crab

I am the 1% Because I am Shellfish!

I am the 1% Because I am Shellfish!  Fancy Crab

Fort Bliss, TX, huh? So you're military?

Fort Bliss, TX, huh?  So you're military?  Fancy Crab

practiced safe sex, Caught humans anyway...

practiced safe sex, Caught humans anyway...  Fancy Crab
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