Fancy Crab

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish  Fancy Crab

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again  Fancy Crab

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel  Fancy Crab

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel  Fancy Crab

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws  Fancy Crab

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top  Fancy Crab

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question  Fancy Crab

They told me to break a leg... I crippled their industry.

They told me to break a leg... I crippled their industry.  Fancy Crab

How did I make a million clams? Buy low. Shell high.

How did I make a million clams? Buy low. Shell high.  Fancy Crab

I call my wealthy Chinese crab friends upper crustaceans

I call my wealthy Chinese crab friends upper crustaceans  Fancy Crab