Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws - Christmas? I hate sandy claws  Fancy Crab

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish

I am the 1% Because I am shellfish

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Raise my taxes And you shall not seafood again

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Manual Labor? I just don't have the mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Went to a seafood disco Pulled a mussel

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Christmas? I hate sandy claws

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top

Ambitious? I clawed my way to the top

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

They told me to break a leg... I crippled their industry.

They told me to break a leg... I crippled their industry.

How did I make a million clams? Buy low. Shell high.

How did I make a million clams? Buy low. Shell high.

I call my wealthy Chinese crab friends upper crustaceans

I call my wealthy Chinese crab friends upper crustaceans

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