First World Metal Problems

I want to like Dave Mustaine But he's such a dick

I want to like Dave Mustaine But he's such a dick  First World Metal Problems

I want to headbang to meshuggah don't know how

I want to headbang to meshuggah don't know how  First World Metal Problems

My favorite band is Metallica my crush's favorite band is megadeth

My favorite band is Metallica my crush's favorite band is megadeth  First World Metal Problems

Is an amazing guitarist No one knows because he can't play the pop songs they request

Is an amazing guitarist No one knows because he can't play the pop songs they request  First World Metal Problems

my favorite norwegian toured the states but they didn't come to my city

my favorite norwegian toured the states but they didn't come to my city  First World Metal Problems

My friend showed me an awesome band They broke up years ago

My friend showed me an awesome band They broke up years ago  First World Metal Problems

Bought a cool looking polish black metal album accidentally financially supported neo-nazism

Bought a cool looking
 polish black metal album accidentally financially
supported neo-nazism  First World Metal Problems

Finally meet a girl who's into metal She's way more brutal than you

Finally meet a girl who's into metal She's way more brutal than you  First World Metal Problems

No one ever believes me when I say I'm listening to Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Water

No one ever believes me when I say I'm listening to Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Water  First World Metal Problems

Death are a really hard band to google

Death are a really hard band to google  First World Metal Problems
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