First World Metal Problems

Somebody farted. It was probably the metalhead.

Somebody farted. It was probably the metalhead.  First World Metal Problems

There are too many great new metal albums coming out For me to possibly keep track of them all

There are too many great new metal albums coming out For me to possibly keep track of them all  First World Metal Problems

Went to a party as Abbath People keep asking if I'm Gene simmons

Went to a party as Abbath People keep asking if I'm Gene simmons  First World Metal Problems

Favorite band coming to town Dragonforce opens

Favorite band coming to town Dragonforce opens  First World Metal Problems

Saw Rammstein live lead singer didn't pretend to pee on me

Saw Rammstein live lead singer didn't pretend to pee on me  First World Metal Problems

Somebody put up the Summer Slaughter Selists Before i could

Somebody put up the Summer Slaughter Selists Before i could  First World Metal Problems

Have an autographed August burns Red poster Was mistaken for Big Time Rush

Have an autographed August burns Red poster Was mistaken for Big Time Rush  First World Metal Problems

All day grindcore fest Only 20 minutes long

All day grindcore fest Only 20 minutes long  First World Metal Problems

sun O))) released a new album intro track's less then 45 minutes

sun O))) released a new album intro track's less then 45 minutes   First World Metal Problems

Wants to cover Hour of Penance on drums Only has 2 hands

Wants to cover Hour of Penance on drums Only has 2 hands  First World Metal Problems
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