First World Metal Problems

Saw Rammstein live lead singer didn't pretend to pee on me

Saw Rammstein live lead singer didn't pretend to pee on me  First World Metal Problems

Somebody put up the Summer Slaughter Selists Before i could

Somebody put up the Summer Slaughter Selists Before i could  First World Metal Problems

Have an autographed August burns Red poster Was mistaken for Big Time Rush

Have an autographed August burns Red poster Was mistaken for Big Time Rush  First World Metal Problems

All day grindcore fest Only 20 minutes long

All day grindcore fest Only 20 minutes long  First World Metal Problems

sun O))) released a new album intro track's less then 45 minutes

sun O))) released a new album intro track's less then 45 minutes   First World Metal Problems

Wants to cover Hour of Penance on drums Only has 2 hands

Wants to cover Hour of Penance on drums Only has 2 hands  First World Metal Problems

Metal festivals all over europe I'm in Ohio

Metal festivals all over europe I'm in Ohio  First World Metal Problems

Got offered a job that pays 60k+ a year but i have to cut my hair

Got offered a job that pays 60k+ a year but i have to cut my hair  First World Metal Problems

I wish I had metalhead friends I can't show half my songs because they're too brutal

I wish I had metalhead friends I can't show half my songs because they're too brutal  First World Metal Problems

This music is great but it's not metal

This music is great but it's not metal  First World Metal Problems
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