First World Metal Problems

went to record fair bought a molly hatchet lp thinking it was metal

went to record fair bought a molly hatchet lp thinking it was metal  First World Metal Problems

Wants to listen to Opeth while working out Quiet parts don't drown out the shitty gym music

Wants to listen to Opeth while working out Quiet parts don't drown out the shitty gym music  First World Metal Problems

I went to see my favorite band from my childhood they just played songs from their new album

I went to see my favorite band from my childhood they just played songs from their new album  First World Metal Problems

I don't own any Sabaton albums Failed my history exam

I don't own any Sabaton albums Failed my history exam  First World Metal Problems

post a cannibal corpse music in facebook automatically loses 5 school friends

post a cannibal corpse music in facebook automatically loses 5 school friends  First World Metal Problems

my double bass pedal broke, and i can't afford a new one

my double bass pedal broke, and i can't afford a new one  First World Metal Problems

discover new black metal band have to check they're not neo-nazis before i buy a t-shirt

discover new black metal band have to check they're not neo-nazis before i buy a t-shirt  First World Metal Problems

I thought steel panther was kinda cool they're wearing wigs

I thought steel panther was kinda cool they're wearing wigs  First World Metal Problems

Listening to burzum while mom drives me to church

Listening to burzum while mom drives me to church  First World Metal Problems

i wanna fuck all those chicks in design the skyline.

i wanna fuck all those chicks in design the skyline.  First World Metal Problems
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