First vs Third World Problems

Frightened by the noise of champagne bottles Frightened by the noise of land mines

Frightened by the noise of champagne bottles Frightened by the noise of land mines  First vs Third World Problems

I have a KD ratio of 1:50 I have a KD ratio of 50:1

I have a KD ratio
of 1:50 I have a KD ratio
of 50:1  First vs Third World Problems

Ah! I don't have money for Christmas presents! What's Christmas?

Ah! I don't have money for Christmas presents! What's Christmas?  First vs Third World Problems

Got a free lunch still starving no turkey and swiss

Got a free lunch still starving no turkey and swiss   First vs Third World Problems

had to make sandwich with end pieces had to make soup with beetles

had to make sandwich with end pieces had to make soup with beetles   First vs Third World Problems

Want to redecorate house Wants a house

Want to redecorate house Wants a house  First vs Third World Problems

MW3 sucks Gets crushed video game in the mail instead of real provisions

MW3 
sucks Gets crushed video game in the mail instead of real provisions  First vs Third World Problems

My printer doesn't work Got Clean Water today Caption 3 goes here

My printer doesn't work Got Clean Water today Caption 3 goes here  First vs Third World Problems

I keep losing waist size can't afford to keep buying new clothes

I keep losing waist size can't afford to keep buying new clothes  First vs Third World Problems
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