Forever Alone Eugene

pet hippo runs away good thing it was imaginary!

pet hippo runs away good thing it was imaginary!  Forever Alone Eugene

Causes Cherrypicker malfunction never pops girl's cherry

Causes Cherrypicker malfunction never pops girl's cherry  Forever Alone Eugene

Burns down restaurant vaporizes neighborhood

Burns down restaurant vaporizes neighborhood  Forever Alone Eugene

Creates one-man show fires entire cast

Creates one-man show fires entire cast  Forever Alone Eugene

To-Do List Nothing This Week

To-Do List Nothing This Week  Forever Alone Eugene

Calls Go-Kart "Mauve Storm" Forever Alone

Calls Go-Kart

Think happy thoughts... mmm, strained beets!

Think happy thoughts... mmm, strained beets!  Forever Alone Eugene

I just know my bad luck will turn around! Yep! Any Minute Now!

I just know my bad luck will turn around! Yep! Any Minute Now!   Forever Alone Eugene

Forever Alone? Strike your most spirited stance, and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!!!

Forever Alone? Strike your most spirited stance, and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!!!  Forever Alone Eugene

Gets Saved From Cherry Tree Stuck in Cherry Picker

Gets Saved From Cherry Tree Stuck in Cherry Picker  Forever Alone Eugene
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