Forever Alone

finally receives a text "Your verizon bill is now available"

finally receives a text

Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired

Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired   Forever Alone

got one night stand at ikea

got one night stand at ikea  Forever Alone

broken hand in a cast relationship status: it's complicated

broken hand in a cast relationship status: it's complicated  Forever Alone

My Girlfriend is like my iPad I Don't have an ipad

My Girlfriend is like my iPad I Don't have an ipad  Forever Alone

Follow girl you like on twitter have her tweets sent to your phone and pretend she's texting you

Follow girl you like on twitter have her tweets sent to your phone and pretend she's texting you  Forever Alone

Phone screen suddenly lights up... Battery fully charged

Phone screen suddenly lights up... Battery fully charged  Forever Alone

wins a trip for two to hawaii goes twice

wins a trip for two to hawaii goes twice  Forever Alone

Parents get divorced Noone fights for custody

Parents get divorced  Noone fights for custody  Forever Alone

Two persons having sex is called twosome Three persons having sex is called threesome No wonder they call me handsome

Two persons having sex is called twosome
Three persons having sex is called threesome No wonder they call me handsome  Forever Alone
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