Forever Resentful Mother

Oh you don't like the school notebooks I chose for you? I had to deal with your father putting raptors on our wedding invitation.

Oh you don't like the school notebooks I chose for you? I had to deal with your father putting raptors on our wedding invitation.  Forever Resentful Mother

can't be the only one who thinks she's a total milf

can't be the only one who thinks she's a total milf  Forever Resentful Mother

I fucked you up? Send me your therapy bill

I fucked you up? Send me your therapy bill  Forever Resentful Mother

oh you found a new girlfriend? Like father, like son.

oh you found a new girlfriend?  Like father, like son.  Forever Resentful Mother

YOUR CRUSH HAS A BOYFRIEND MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A BITCH ABOUT IT.

YOUR CRUSH HAS A BOYFRIEND MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A BITCH ABOUT IT.  Forever Resentful Mother

Too Many Redditers Are in High School

Too Many Redditers Are in High School  Forever Resentful Mother

I'm not surprised you've forgotten about me You've always taken after your father

I'm not surprised you've forgotten about me You've always taken after your father  Forever Resentful Mother

You're having your appendix removed and complaining about it? I had my uterus cut open because you couldn't sit still

You're having your appendix removed and complaining about it? I had my uterus cut open because you couldn't sit still  Forever Resentful Mother

you're running away? Great, I'll help you pack.

you're running away? Great, I'll help you pack.  Forever Resentful Mother

I stole your girl scout cookies? Well, you stole my youth

I stole your girl scout cookies? Well, you stole my youth  Forever Resentful Mother
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