Forgetful Fish

doesn't drink the entire 12 pack he brings to a party leaves the remaining beers

doesn't drink the entire 12 pack he brings to a party leaves the remaining beers  Forgetful Fish

I think I'll put the kettle on three bloody times

I think I'll put the kettle on three bloody times  Forgetful Fish

checks time on phone checks again 13 seconds later

checks time on phone checks again 13 seconds later  Forgetful Fish

Posts a video from Reddit on Facebook I bet Reddit would like this video

Posts a video from Reddit on Facebook I bet Reddit would like this video  Forgetful Fish

checks fridge for food, finds it's empty checks again five minutes later

checks fridge for food, finds it's empty checks again five minutes later  Forgetful Fish

1 job to do on lunch break? DO loads of other crap and forget the one important thing

1 job to do on lunch break? DO loads of other crap and forget the one important thing  Forgetful Fish

Internets out in my apartment so there's nothing to do Better check facebook and reddit

Internets out in my apartment so there's nothing to do Better check facebook and reddit  Forgetful Fish

hey why am I getting pee splashed all over my legs ooh, forgot to open the lid again

hey why am I getting pee splashed all over my legs ooh, forgot to open the lid again  Forgetful Fish

Tell wife to call my phone so I can find it. Tell her I find it so she can hang up. Picks up phone "Hey look, I missed a call!"

Tell wife to call my phone so I can find it.  Tell her I find it so she can hang up. Picks up phone

Gotta remember that Steak and Blowjob day is March 14th HAPPY PI DAY EVERYONE!

Gotta remember that Steak and Blowjob day is March 14th HAPPY PI DAY EVERYONE!  Forgetful Fish
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