Foul Bachelor Frog

Takes shower to get clean Uses towel that's not been washed for weeks to dry body

Takes shower to get clean Uses towel that's not been washed for weeks to dry body  Foul Bachelor Frog

spills water it'll evaporate

spills water  it'll evaporate  Foul Bachelor Frog

Drink beer Pretend it tastes good

Drink beer Pretend it tastes good  Foul Bachelor Frog

Every deodorant is long lasting when you get up at 1pm

Every deodorant is long lasting when you get up at 1pm  Foul Bachelor Frog

No Fap September? Wake me up when September ends.

No Fap September? Wake me up when September ends.   Foul Bachelor Frog

Goes to scratch genitals Ends up masturbating

Goes to scratch genitals Ends up masturbating  Foul Bachelor Frog

Daylight savings time all clocks in apartment now display the correct time

Daylight savings time  all clocks in apartment now display the correct time  Foul Bachelor Frog

Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts "I'll just use the condensation from my MT.dew can to wipe them off"

Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts

Time to use the computer: Move pile of clothing to the bed Time to sleep: move pile of clothing to the computer chair

Time to use the computer: Move pile of clothing to the bed Time to sleep: move pile of clothing to the computer chair  Foul Bachelor Frog

Got a boner so hard it popped button off pants achievement unlocked

Got a boner so hard it popped button off pants achievement unlocked  Foul Bachelor Frog
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