Friend Zone Fiona

"i only date black guys... they're more real, ya know?" 2 months later: dating a fucking white guy

Where are all the good AU guys? Parties every weekend with frats

Where are all the good AU guys? Parties every weekend with frats  Friend Zone Fiona

FriendZones you. Cause you're a dickless pussy that wasn't up front about your motives.

FriendZones you. Cause you're a dickless pussy that wasn't up front about your motives.  Friend Zone Fiona

We should make out these thank-you notes soon. That purse party was a month ago.

We should make out these thank-you notes soon. That purse party was a month ago.  Friend Zone Fiona

finally breaks up with her douchebag boyfriend, and wants to be with you still in love with her ex

finally breaks up with her douchebag boyfriend, and wants to be with you still in love with her ex  Friend Zone Fiona

"Come over to watch a movie" Actually watch a movie.

You are so cute in a Michael Cera kind of way

You are so cute in a Michael Cera kind of way  Friend Zone Fiona

doesn't want to date you doesn't know how to tell you

doesn't want to date you doesn't know how to tell you  Friend Zone Fiona

invites you over while parents are out of town. watches the lovely bones and stares deeply into you while saying what a great friend you are.

invites you over while parents are out of town. watches the lovely bones and stares deeply into you while saying what a great friend you are.  Friend Zone Fiona

I would sleep with you But I like the awkward virgin comments you make

I would sleep with you But I like the awkward virgin comments you make  Friend Zone Fiona
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