Friend-Zoned Phil

Plans night reserved for just you and her Cancels to facetime her boyfriend

Plans night reserved for just you and her Cancels to facetime her boyfriend  Friend-Zoned Phil

Helps pick out her slutty Halloween costume gets called as her DD after the party is over

Helps pick out her  slutty Halloween costume gets called as her DD after the party is over  Friend-Zoned Phil

Invites you to her party asks you to tend bar

Invites you to her party asks you to tend bar  Friend-Zoned Phil

hangs out with girl he likes she's texting another guy the entire time

hangs out with girl he likes she's texting another guy the entire time  Friend-Zoned Phil

Is a nice guy now, doesn't get laid in 5 years, total dick, gets all the pussy

Is a nice  guy now, doesn't get laid in 5 years, total dick, gets all the pussy  Friend-Zoned Phil

LEANS IN FOR KISS "HAHA, YOU'RE SO SILLY"

LEANS IN FOR KISS

She said I looked really hot so I took my jacket off.

She said I looked really hot so I took my jacket off.  Friend-Zoned Phil

Asked me to help her study Did her homework while her and her bf watched a movie

Asked me to help her study Did her homework while her and her bf watched a movie  Friend-Zoned Phil

she gave me a ring to ask me if i was free to help her boyfriend move furniture

she gave me a ring to ask me if i was free to help her boyfriend move furniture  Friend-Zoned Phil

"hi, fiona, my name is phil" abandon all hope!

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