Friendzone Johnny

The reason you are in the friendzone is because she's too nice to tell you to fuck off.

The reason you are in the friendzone is because she's too nice to tell you to fuck off.  Friendzone Johnny

goes over to his crush's house ends up ironing her boyfriend's shirt

goes over to his crush's house   ends up ironing her boyfriend's shirt  Friendzone Johnny

made her a romantic mix cd that she fucks her boyfriend to

made her a romantic mix cd that she fucks her boyfriend to  Friendzone Johnny

GET HIT BY CAR Love of my life calls me a pussy

GET HIT BY CAR Love of my life calls me a pussy  Friendzone Johnny

I don't always get friendzoned... Ok, yes i do.

I don't always get friendzoned... Ok, yes i do.  Friendzone Johnny

Girl I've liked for years asks me to pick her up ...from a blind date gone bad. Then she goes home.

Girl I've liked for years asks me to pick her up ...from a blind date gone bad. Then she goes home.   Friendzone Johnny

I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER

I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER  Friendzone Johnny

do nice and friendly things for a girl expects sex

do nice and friendly things for a girl expects sex  Friendzone Johnny

She blows me away with her beauty

She blows me away with her beauty  Friendzone Johnny

I called her my Hermione She called me her Crookshanks

I called her my Hermione She called me her Crookshanks  Friendzone Johnny
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