Good Guy Brain

makes fun of itself laughs

makes fun of itself laughs  Good Guy Brain

Oh, you wore sweatpants today? Doesn't give you random boners

Oh, you wore sweatpants today? Doesn't give you random boners  Good Guy Brain

sees skinny blonde with big boobs stops the urge to pee

sees skinny blonde with big boobs stops the urge to pee  Good Guy Brain

Blackout After Drinking Spend next day hearing stories where the main character is you

Blackout After Drinking Spend next day hearing stories where the main character is you  Good Guy Brain

Judging from all that alcohol you drank, you're about to make a bad decision So I made it so you couldn't have sex

Judging from all that alcohol you drank, you're about to make a bad decision So I made it so you couldn't have sex  Good Guy Brain

Reminds you you have to poop BEFORE you take a shower

Reminds you you have to poop BEFORE you take a shower  Good Guy Brain

works over time to cope with your shitty life I got this, you should think about sex and go to sleep

works over time to cope with your shitty life I got this, you should think about sex and go to sleep  Good Guy Brain

Thinks you're dying Sends a shot of adrenaline to make sure you're good

Thinks you're dying Sends a shot of adrenaline to make sure you're good  Good Guy Brain

Sees that you forgot to set your alarm for a job interview wakes you up anyway

Sees that you forgot to set your alarm for a job interview wakes you up anyway  Good Guy Brain

forgets useless historical facts remembers how to have sex

forgets useless historical facts remembers how to have sex  Good Guy Brain
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