Guido Jesus

WWJD? That tight blonde chick over by the bar

WWJD? That tight blonde chick over by the bar  Guido Jesus

died for your sins in the morning Fist bumps in the club at night

died for your sins in the morning Fist bumps in the club at night  Guido Jesus

cured the blind so they can check out my bod

cured the blind so they can check out my bod  Guido Jesus

Carry the Cross? Got anything heavier?

Carry the Cross? Got anything heavier?  Guido Jesus

Turned water into wine added roofies.

Turned water into wine added roofies.  Guido Jesus

Sorry Bro, heaven's full Lets in the next 10 hot chicks

Sorry Bro, heaven's full Lets in the next 10 hot chicks  Guido Jesus

Mary Magdalene? Heard she was DTF

Mary Magdalene? Heard she was DTF  Guido Jesus

raised lazarus from the dead with a jager bomb

raised lazarus from the dead with a jager bomb  Guido Jesus

may he who is without sin take the first jagerbomb

may he who is without sin take the first jagerbomb  Guido Jesus

Man cannot live on bread alone you need protein powder

Man cannot live on bread alone you need protein powder  Guido Jesus
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