Harvard Douchebag

Freshmen Year: Make a difference Senior Year: Get finance job

Freshmen Year: 
Make a difference Senior Year: 
Get finance job  Harvard Douchebag

You know, the Yale thing: Closet homosexual, does a lot of coke.

You know, the Yale thing: Closet homosexual, does a lot of coke.  Harvard Douchebag

"I don't really care about grades" 3.9 GPA

humility I mastered it

humility I mastered it  Harvard Douchebag

Got into Harvard the right way Claiming to be 1/64th Native American

Got into Harvard the right way Claiming to be 1/64th Native American  Harvard Douchebag

Gives quarter to homeless Puts on resume

Gives quarter to homeless Puts on resume  Harvard Douchebag

"we're going casual" loafers with no socks; salmon-colored shorts; striped dress shirt tucked-in; sleeves rolled up

works hard enough to get a job at dad's bank

works hard enough to get a job at dad's bank  Harvard Douchebag

Divinity school? Is that like the Extension school?

Divinity school? Is that like the Extension school?  Harvard Douchebag

You go to state school, don't you? It's weird, sometimes you can just tell

You go to state school, don't you? It's weird, sometimes you can just tell  Harvard Douchebag
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