Hawkward Hawk

Apparently you imagined those not so subtle hints well that is hawkward

Apparently you imagined those not so subtle hints  well that is hawkward  Hawkward Hawk

12 year old me: "mom if you put the massager on your nose it tingles and makes you sneeze!" mom: "if you put it somewhere else it tingles and makes you...sneeze."

12 year old me:

meet friend's new girlfriend one night stand from last week

meet friend's new girlfriend one night stand from last week  Hawkward Hawk

Me- So are you going to blah's thing? Them- I wasn't invited

Me- So are you going to blah's thing? Them- I wasn't invited  Hawkward Hawk

Everything I say is a lie. Hawkward

Everything I say is a lie. Hawkward  Hawkward Hawk

asks client for driver's license client is in wheelchair

asks client for driver's license client is in wheelchair  Hawkward Hawk

HAPPY BIRD-DAY!?

HAPPY BIRD-DAY!?  Hawkward Hawk

Everything I say is a lie Faux Hawkward

Everything I say is a lie Faux Hawkward  Hawkward Hawk

HEY That track was in my que next

HEY That track was in my que next  Hawkward Hawk

give Seattle back superbowl XL and we'll give Green Bay the touchdown

give Seattle back superbowl XL and we'll give 
Green Bay the touchdown  Hawkward Hawk
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