Hawkward

Decide to check out womens clothes in new Target store and notice it is the maternity section "Abort, abort!"

Decide to check out womens clothes in new Target store and notice it is the maternity section

Star in new meme Same as awkward penguin

Star in new meme Same as awkward penguin  Hawkward

7 seconds is the longest you can stare into someones eyes before it becomes hawkward

7 seconds is the longest you can stare into someones eyes before it becomes hawkward  Hawkward

go on and on complaining about how much trouble kids are and how tired they make you to someone who is childless and miscarried twice

go on and on complaining about how much trouble kids are and how tired they make you to someone who is childless and miscarried twice  Hawkward

Riding in the car 9 hours to disney land. Lame. Hearing them fap in the hotel all night. Scarred for life.

Riding in the car 9 hours to disney land. Lame. Hearing them fap in the hotel all night. Scarred for life.  Hawkward

Who would ever want to Be named Bertha? "I'M BERTHA"

Who would ever want to Be named Bertha?

Introduce yourself to hot girl you met two years ago

Introduce yourself to hot girl you met two years ago  Hawkward

cellphone rings in class ringtone is "hot for teacher" by van halen

cellphone rings in class ringtone is

bought butt-ton of mcdonald's during monopoly and won 3 free fries games expired yesterday

bought butt-ton of mcdonald's during monopoly and won 3 free fries games expired yesterday  Hawkward

fly like a bird sting like a bee wait were dat bee at

 fly like a bird
sting like a bee wait
 were dat bee at  Hawkward
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