Hipster Barista

Stops smoking weed because it's legal

Stops smoking weed because it's legal   Hipster Barista

You drink Starbucks? That's cool, I pick my own Coffee Beans so I don't abuse 3rd world farmers.

You drink Starbucks? That's cool, I pick my own Coffee Beans so I don't abuse 3rd world farmers.  Hipster Barista

I heard Gangnam Style When it only had 3 million views on Youtube

I heard Gangnam Style When it only had 3 million views on Youtube  Hipster Barista

loves whitney houston now that she's underground

loves whitney houston now that she's underground  Hipster Barista

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes  Hipster Barista

I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool

I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I was making fun of hipsters before everybody else

I was making fun of hipsters before everybody else  Hipster Barista

i enjoy being downvoted it shows that i have a unique opinion

i enjoy being downvoted  it shows that i have a unique opinion  Hipster Barista

Wins Best Tacky Sweater Had no idea it was tacky sweater day and gets offended

Wins Best Tacky Sweater Had no idea it was tacky sweater day and gets offended  Hipster Barista

spring cleaning? I did that in october

spring cleaning? I did that in october  Hipster Barista