Hipster Barista

You make fun of his shirt, tats, glasses, and scarf "People have no respect for the specialty coffee world"

You make fun of his shirt, tats, glasses, and scarf

Gets Creative Writing Degree from NYU Writes Specials Menu on Chalkboard

Gets Creative Writing Degree from NYU Writes Specials Menu on Chalkboard   Hipster Barista

Look at me pretentious, narcissistic nincompoop

Look at me pretentious, narcissistic nincompoop  Hipster Barista

I was getting high before I was getting high.

I was getting high before I was getting high.  Hipster Barista

I went to Metal Frat parties Before they became Scene frat parties

I went to Metal Frat parties Before they became Scene frat parties  Hipster Barista

I knew the interlude dance Before Michelle Obama makes it cool

I knew the interlude dance Before Michelle Obama makes it cool  Hipster Barista

Likes Dubstep Before The drop

Likes Dubstep Before The drop  Hipster Barista

I had Reddit Gold Before it was cool

I had Reddit Gold Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Keeps up with hipster memes Feels authentic

Keeps up with hipster memes Feels authentic  Hipster Barista

Soy milk Means I am milk in Spanglish

Soy milk Means I am milk in Spanglish   Hipster Barista
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