Hipster Barista

grew up in Bumfuck Iowa getting finger blasted behind the barn by his uncle Cletus...Never played an ounce of baseball in his entire life... Ravenous Cubs Fan

grew up in Bumfuck Iowa getting finger blasted behind the barn by his uncle Cletus...Never played an ounce of baseball in his entire life... Ravenous Cubs Fan  Hipster Barista

was on 4chan back in 2004

was on 4chan back in 2004  Hipster Barista

protests corporate america on his macbook at starbucks

protests corporate america on his macbook at starbucks  Hipster Barista

You drink starbucks? I roast my own organic fair trade beans, grind them up with a burr grinder, and then make french press

You drink starbucks? I roast my own organic fair trade beans, grind them up with a burr grinder, and then make french press  Hipster Barista

Sigmund Freud Says I don't want to grow up

Sigmund  Freud Says I don't want to grow up  Hipster Barista

I liked the sun before it was cool

I liked the sun before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Mmm, I smell taint ... Have you tried the mast brothers' new chocolate starfish?

Mmm, I smell taint ... Have you tried 
the mast brothers' new 
chocolate starfish?  Hipster Barista

Alright... Who stole my beanie?!?

Alright... Who stole my beanie?!?  Hipster Barista

Makes viral video about lame customers gets fired

Makes viral video about lame customers gets fired  Hipster Barista

In the 90s:Grunge boy 2000s: punk 2005: emo 2010: hipster I am unique.

In the 
90s:Grunge boy
2000s: punk
 2005: emo
2010: hipster
I am unique.  Hipster Barista
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