Hipster Captain Hook

I was into the pirate thing like eight months ago, dude

I was into the pirate thing like eight months ago, dude  Hipster Captain Hook

Planking inland? too mainstream, I do it in the ocean

Planking inland? too mainstream, I do it in the ocean  Hipster Captain Hook

having two hands is too mainstream

having two hands is too mainstream  Hipster Captain Hook

Why the fuck Am I going after a dude that makes peanut butter? Can someone clue me in, please?

Why the fuck Am I going after a dude that makes peanut butter?  Can someone clue me in, please?  Hipster Captain Hook

I'm from Neverland You've probably never heard of it

I'm from Neverland You've probably never heard of it  Hipster Captain Hook

Because just posting "Happy Birthday" on your timeline is too mainstream

Because just posting

We're getting out of here someone put Ke$ha on the jukebox

We're getting out of here someone put Ke$ha on the jukebox  Hipster Captain Hook

I was a pirate before piratebay.com

I was a pirate before piratebay.com  Hipster Captain Hook

BAD FORM PETAAAAA!

BAD FORM PETAAAAA!  Hipster Captain Hook

Is that an alarm ticking i hear..? 7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Is that an alarm ticking i hear..? 7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
  Hipster Captain Hook
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