Hipster Dog

I wear glasses but my vision is fine

I wear glasses but my vision is fine  Hipster Dog

birthdays are so mainstream I only have one every seven years

birthdays are so mainstream I only have one every seven years  Hipster Dog

I was peeing on fire hydrants Before it was mainstream

I was peeing on fire hydrants Before it was mainstream  Hipster Dog

Hipster kitty is so mainstream

Hipster kitty is so mainstream  Hipster Dog

I love dog whistles But you've probably never heard them.

I love dog whistles But you've probably never heard them.  Hipster Dog

scarves are too mainstream I wear kramas

scarves are too mainstream I wear kramas  Hipster Dog

PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER BULLSHIT

PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER BULLSHIT  Hipster Dog

Goes to Farmer's market Listens to homeless musician way too long

Goes to Farmer's market Listens to homeless musician way too long  Hipster Dog

fuck memes too mainstream Caption 3 goes here

fuck memes too mainstream Caption 3 goes here  Hipster Dog

You treat me like a stranger and that feels so ruff

You treat me like a stranger and that feels so ruff  Hipster Dog
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