Hipster Dog

I reject your reality... And substitute my own.

I reject your reality...
 And substitute my own.   Hipster Dog

i kicked it with flores degens before flores existed

i kicked it with flores degens before flores existed  Hipster Dog

I don't go to school because I seek knowledge or a career of importance I just like feeling better than you and have rich parents

I don't go to school because I seek knowledge or a career of importance I just like feeling better than you and have rich parents  Hipster Dog

I once knew a fig that could produce an acceleration of one meter per second per second on a mass of one kilogram. It was a fig Newton.

I once knew a fig that could produce an acceleration of one meter per second per second on a mass of one kilogram. It was a fig Newton.  Hipster Dog

Ally McBeal? Please. I prefer Felicity.

Ally McBeal? Please. 
I prefer Felicity.  Hipster Dog

I was on Volsbtich.com Then they made people pay

I was on Volsbtich.com Then they made people pay  Hipster Dog

I was an Aggie Tshirt Fan long before it was cool to be one

I was an Aggie Tshirt Fan long before it was cool to be one  Hipster Dog

My bands influences? You've probably never heard of them

My bands influences? You've probably never heard of them   Hipster Dog

I thought I told you Kevin I Can't Read

I thought I told you Kevin I Can't Read  Hipster Dog

First person shooters? please, i've played twilight princess.

First person shooters? please, i've played twilight princess.  Hipster Dog
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