Hipster Elf

I knew Santa before he had a beard

I knew Santa before he had a beard  Hipster Elf

Silent Night? Rave night!

Silent Night?  Rave night!     Hipster Elf

Christmas this month? I celebrated last month

Christmas this month? I celebrated last month   Hipster Elf

I was celebrating christmas before jesus was born

I was celebrating christmas before jesus was born    Hipster Elf

Putting up your christmas tree? I already took mine down

Putting up your christmas tree? I already took mine down   Hipster Elf

I was on the naughty list before it was cool

I was on the naughty list before it was cool     Hipster Elf

25th of December? too mainstream

25th of December? too mainstream     Hipster Elf

Living in the north pole? too mainstream

Living in the north pole? too mainstream  Hipster Elf

Christmas sherry? I only drink PBR

Christmas sherry? I only drink PBR     Hipster Elf

Santa? I call him nick

Santa? I call him nick     Hipster Elf
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