Hipster Hades

It's kinda like Hell, but it's pretty obscure... You probably haven't heard of it.

It's kinda like Hell, but it's pretty obscure... You probably haven't heard of it.  Hipster Hades

yeah, olympus was pretty cool before it got gentrified

yeah, olympus was pretty cool before it got gentrified  Hipster Hades

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy? No, I'd prefer to stand still during the whole show

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy? No, I'd prefer to stand still during the whole show  Hipster Hades

Rapture? I tried to end the world before it was cool.

Rapture? I tried to end the world before it was cool.  Hipster Hades

It's kina like Hell, but it's pretty obscure... You probably haven't heard of it.

It's kina like Hell, but it's pretty obscure... You probably haven't heard of it.  Hipster Hades

kill hercules myself? I'd rather send minions and wait 18 years before I realize they're idiots

kill hercules myself? I'd rather send minions and wait 18 years before I realize they're idiots  Hipster Hades

Hades? It's probably too obscure and underground for you.

Hades? It's probably too obscure and underground for you.  Hipster Hades

If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, you say...? ...with kale or spinach?

If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, you say...?  ...with kale or spinach?   Hipster Hades

Hair gel is soooo overdone. I prefer propane.

Hair gel is soooo overdone. I prefer propane.  Hipster Hades

The rapture? So mainstream.

The rapture? So mainstream.  Hipster Hades
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