Hipster Jafar

Genie, I command you To make me the fastest fixed-gear bicycle in the world!

Genie, I command you To make me the fastest fixed-gear bicycle in the world!  Hipster Jafar

Genie, I order you To make me the fastest fixed-gear bicycle in the world!

Genie, I order you To make me the fastest fixed-gear bicycle in the world!  Hipster Jafar

Gideon Graves? Never heard of him.

Gideon Graves? Never heard of him.  Hipster Jafar

Yeah, I named the bird Iago... Like from "Othello"...

Yeah, I named the bird Iago... Like from

I hated prince ali When he was still Aladdin

I hated prince ali When he was 
still Aladdin  Hipster Jafar

I see you're speechless princess. A fine quality in a wife

I see you're speechless princess. A fine quality in a wife  Hipster Jafar

Matt and Kim? How Droll

Matt and Kim? How Droll  Hipster Jafar

He stole a loaf of bread?! Was it organic?

He stole a loaf of bread?! Was it organic?  Hipster Jafar

Ahmedinejad? Whatevs. I've been hating on Israel even before Haman

Ahmedinejad? Whatevs. I've been hating on Israel even before Haman  Hipster Jafar

I knew Aladdin When he was in 1001 Nights

I knew Aladdin When he was in 1001 Nights  Hipster Jafar
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