Hipster Maleficent

yeah, aurora has a prince that is really pretty and a douchebag after the wedding but who cares? i just like singing the bird is the word!

yeah, aurora has a prince that is really pretty and a douchebag  after the wedding but who cares? i just like singing the bird is the word!  Hipster Maleficent

No, I can't Look Down These glasses are vintage and don't have a bridge!

No, I can't Look Down These glasses are vintage and don't have a bridge!  Hipster Maleficent

I was too underground for an invite.

I was too underground for an invite.  Hipster Maleficent

Great seamstress It'll just cost you your first born

Great seamstress It'll just cost you                    your first born  Hipster Maleficent

PARROTS? misunderstood animals are best.

PARROTS? misunderstood animals are best.  Hipster Maleficent

They're prety obscure You've probably never even heard them play

They're prety obscure You've probably never even heard them play  Hipster Maleficent

Kill your enemy right away? I think I'll wait 16 years instead.

Kill your enemy right away? I think I'll wait 16 years instead.  Hipster Maleficent

Dragons as pets are too mainstream I've got An Eldritch Abomination in my basement

Dragons as pets are too mainstream I've got An Eldritch Abomination in my basement  Hipster Maleficent

On her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger On the needle of a gramophone.

On her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger  On the needle of a gramophone.  Hipster Maleficent

Oh, And if you don't have that harry Potter book by then Don't even bother coming back

Oh, And if you don't have that harry Potter book by then Don't even bother coming back  Hipster Maleficent
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