Hipster Marty

Did things before they were cool After before they were cool

Did things before they were cool After before they were cool  Hipster Marty

I was into 80's music in the 50's

I was into 80's music in the 50's  Hipster Marty

Brags about saving gas by riding skateboard Gets pulled by cars

Brags about saving gas by riding skateboard Gets pulled by cars  Hipster Marty

Went back in time and to the future Before keanu reeves

Went back in time and to the future Before keanu reeves  Hipster Marty

i had a car powered by nuclear fusion before it was possible

i had a car powered by nuclear fusion before it was possible  Hipster Marty

What's that? oh, just JAWS 19 on laserdisc

What's that? oh, just
JAWS 19
on laserdisc  Hipster Marty

i knew my parents even before i was born

i knew my parents even before i was born  Hipster Marty

I lost my virginity before my dad

I lost my virginity before my dad  Hipster Marty

Kanye West glasses and a Swatch watch?!? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!?

Kanye West glasses and a Swatch watch?!? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!?  Hipster Marty

I was Clint Eastwood 45 years before Clint eastwood was born

I was Clint Eastwood 45 years before Clint eastwood was born  Hipster Marty
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