Hipster Neck Tattoo

A neck tattoo used to say "Watch Out Motherfucker" Now it says "I'd love to read you poems about my vegan bicycle."

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Hipster Neck Tattoo used to say "Urban Scumbag" Now it screams "Urban Outfitters"

Hipster Neck Tattoo used to say

Hipster Neck Tattoo used to scream "All PUNK" Now it screams "mall punk"

Hipster Neck Tattoo used to scream

earlobes stretched out like a G when i get old i'll need surgery to get them back to normal

earlobes stretched out like a G when i get old i'll need surgery to get them back to normal  Hipster Neck Tattoo

Just like a rockstar badass minus the talent or the balls

Just like a rockstar badass minus the talent or the balls  Hipster Neck Tattoo

one day i will be famous god i hope so or else i'm fucked

one day i will be famous god i hope so or else i'm fucked  Hipster Neck Tattoo

A neck tattoo used to say "Murder 187." Now it says "Blink 182."

A neck tattoo used to say

A neck tattoo used to mean "Featured on America's Most Wanted." Now it says "Auditioned for American Idol."

A neck tattoo used to mean

Hipster Neck Tattoo used to move through the streets with the social power of the Old Testament Now screams hippie love peace flower power tune of the New Testament.

Hipster Neck Tattoo used to move through the streets with the social power of the Old Testament Now screams hippie love peace flower power tune of the New Testament.  Hipster Neck Tattoo

A neck tattoo used to say "Watch out Motherfucker." Now it says ""Regular or skim?"

A neck tattoo used to say
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