Hipster Problems

Beards are like pubic hair For the face

Beards are like pubic hair For the face  Hipster Problems

I probably shouldn't have murdered my girlfriend and her daughter

 I probably shouldn't have murdered my girlfriend and her daughter  Hipster Problems

My knit cap itches, my flannel itches... My face fucking itches

My knit cap itches, my flannel itches... My face fucking itches  Hipster Problems

I should probably just come out to my parents My dad already knows how much I used to enjoy it when he'd rape me

I should probably just come out to my parents My dad already knows how much I used to enjoy it when he'd rape me  Hipster Problems

Has to wear Levis Since Iron Hearts are getting chainstiched.

Has to wear Levis Since Iron Hearts are getting chainstiched.  Hipster Problems

I actually like Pabst Blue Ribbon

 I actually like Pabst Blue Ribbon  Hipster Problems

Nobody has heard of the artists i like so i have no one to talk about or share music with

Nobody has heard of the artists i like so i have no one to talk about or share music with  Hipster Problems

Grows beard, acquires small glasses & flannel shirt for Hipster look Hates people that are unoriginal, mindless conformists who never think for themselves

Grows beard, acquires small glasses & flannel shirt for Hipster look Hates people that are unoriginal, mindless conformists who never think for themselves  Hipster Problems

Bawn Eye-ver

Bawn Eye-ver  Hipster Problems

"I want to scratch my head" "But I don't want to take off my beanie"

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