Inception

Have you signed up for Relay? No.

Have you signed up for Relay? No.   Inception

Have you heard the phrase "You only live once"? Yes, that phrase means a girl is willing to do anal

Have you heard the phrase

so i fingered her... wait what? did she cum?

so i fingered her... wait what? did she cum?  Inception

Do you wanna hit up the arb tonight? sure, what are we gonna do there?

Do you wanna hit up the arb tonight? sure, what are we gonna do there?  Inception

Have you ever woke up with Pancheros and not remember going? No, I'm not a raging alcoholic. why have you?

Have you ever woke up with Pancheros and not remember going? No, I'm not a raging alcoholic. why have you?  Inception

My girlfriend is in nursing school When was the last time you saw her?

My girlfriend is in nursing school When was the last time you saw her?  Inception

...so i used the cup i took from the cafe. I'm telling Millie.

...so i used the cup i took from the cafe. I'm telling Millie.   Inception

I just got an awesome internship with vector marketing don't you know that's a scam?

I just got an awesome internship with vector marketing don't you know that's a scam?   Inception

Were you talking to me scotty p? I dont believe I said Hey dummy

Were you talking to me scotty  p? I dont believe I said Hey dummy  Inception

There's some bitch behind you checking you out, but don't look. Well is she hot?

There's some bitch behind you checking you out, but don't look. Well is she hot?   Inception
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