Inception

hey, How did you know all those topical jokes yesterday without reddit? i made them up

hey, How did you know all those topical jokes yesterday without reddit? i made them up   Inception

Saturday, time to shower you only shower once a week?

Saturday, time to shower you only shower once a week?   Inception

Do you want to try my delicious homemade lasagna? It's my signature dish. No thanks I don’t eat onions.

Do you want to try my delicious 
homemade lasagna? It's my signature dish.
 No thanks I don’t eat onions.   Inception

I wish Taco Bell made tacos with Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos as shells. Yeah, then they could make Doritos that taste like them. Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos.

I wish Taco Bell made tacos with Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos as shells. Yeah, then they could make Doritos that taste like them. Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos.   Inception

Mass Effect is a Brilliant game Ive never played it

Mass Effect is a Brilliant game Ive never played it  Inception

Do you know how an asian looks like? no

Do you know how an asian looks like? no  Inception

i'm sick of always looking like a dick in this vertical. Could you help me out? Sure. You look out for me, I look out for you.

i'm sick of always looking like a dick in this vertical. 
Could you help me out? Sure. You look out for me, I look out for you.  Inception

My favorite acting role was in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" Ya with that guy who is more successful than you...Johnny Depp.

My favorite acting role was in

smallest face contest go

smallest face contest go  Inception

Do you know how Jimmy Wales became a millionaire? No. How?

Do you know how Jimmy Wales became a millionaire?  No. How?   Inception
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