Inception

they took out the mandatory, always-on-even-when-the-console-is-not-in-use, see-in-the-dark kinect? hey r/gaming, did you hear about how microsoft listened to us, the true xbox fans and made the xbox one even better?

they took out the mandatory, 
always-on-even-when-the-console-is-not-in-use,
 see-in-the-dark kinect? hey r/gaming, did you hear about how microsoft listened to us, the true xbox fans and made the xbox one even better?  Inception

Did you like that boss train show "Thomas and Friends"? Do I look like I do?

Did you like that boss train show

You always spit when you talk! I do not spit when I talk.

You always spit when you talk! I do not spit when I talk.   Inception

dude I'm freking out! those people behind you look like ghosts, they are all blurry and shit... There is no such thing as ghosts. Are you sure they aren't just out of focus?

dude I'm freking out! those people behind you look like ghosts, they are all blurry and shit... There is no such thing as ghosts. Are you sure they aren't just out of focus?  Inception

No! We have to go deeper You sure you wanna take that risk? Is your hand on my genitals?

No! We have to go deeper You sure you wanna take that risk? Is your hand on my genitals?  Inception

¿tienes novia guapo ? perdon...?

¿tienes novia guapo ? perdon...?  Inception

No, Im deadly serious, I cant "fully" wink. can't Fully wink?

No, Im deadly serious, I cant

...and I said to that chink: "you weren't that cocky during the vietnam war". i've got vietnamese heritage. me too.

...and I said to that chink:

together, we could be the kings of the world do i look like rose to you?

together, we could be the kings of the world do i look like rose to you?   Inception

Have you noticed all the feminist man-hating lately? Yes, the Vagina Monologues open tomorrow...

Have you noticed all the feminist man-hating lately?  Yes, the Vagina Monologues open tomorrow...  Inception
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