Inception

So where do you want to eat tonight? How about Upper South?

So where do you want to eat tonight? How about Upper South?   Inception

You're Mormon? Yep. If you look closely, you can see my horns.

You're Mormon?
 Yep.
If you look closely, 
you can see my horns.   Inception

What brings you in today? Everything is blurry... when I take my glasses off.

What brings you in today? Everything is blurry... when I take my glasses off.   Inception

i do an amazing jackie chan ya right let's see it

i do an amazing jackie chan ya right let's see it   Inception

HOW HIGH ARE YOU? DON'T YOU MEAN: "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"

HOW HIGH ARE YOU? DON'T YOU MEAN:

Flags are flying. Thatlionsgirls is here. You call it coincidence? Still seems like a real chick to me, bro.

Flags are flying.  Thatlionsgirls is here.  You call it coincidence? Still seems like a real chick to me, bro.  Inception

May i use your phone to call my fiance? Sure, just hit redial. abooher

May i use your phone to call my fiance? Sure, just hit redial. abooher  Inception

dont you hate it when you lie to someone and they stare at you its never really happened to me

dont you hate it when you lie to someone and they stare at you its never really happened to me   Inception

So I was talking to Kate Winslet yesterday and You asked her why she couldn't take turns with you on the makeshift raft in titanic instead of just watching you freeze to death?

So I was talking to Kate Winslet yesterday and You asked her why she couldn't take turns with you on the makeshift raft in titanic instead of just watching you freeze to death?  Inception

Your Mum. Fucked. Up the Ass. Your Mum Fucked your Dad Up the Ass?

Your Mum. Fucked. Up the Ass. Your Mum Fucked your Dad Up the Ass?   Inception
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