Inception

Can you give me some money to buy weed? But...we already have weed.

Can you give me some money to buy weed? But...we already have weed.  Inception

Every country have crazy people I meant cricket fans

Every country have crazy people I meant cricket fans  Inception

I wear a hoodie to prevent mosquitoes from biting me while I sleep. What about your face?

I wear a hoodie to prevent mosquitoes from biting me while I sleep. What about your face?  Inception

So I was just saying.. *Loud Crackling*

So I was just saying.. *Loud Crackling*   Inception

A beer? I'm going to have to see your I.D. I'm a doctor, married with a kid...oh, and I'm older than you...by a lot.

A beer? I'm going to have to see your I.D. I'm a doctor, married with a kid...oh, and I'm older than you...by a lot.  Inception

do you know how it feels when you have to go pee? i'm not going to feel you and see if you have to go

do you know how it feels when you have to go pee? i'm not going to feel you and see if you have to go  Inception

what would do you call someone that runs faster than you? A virgin

what would do you call someone that runs faster than you? A virgin  Inception

So then... I was like... who wants to bang Isabelle. ...

So then... I was like... who wants to bang Isabelle. ...  Inception

I want you to fist my pee-hole How does this feel?

I want you to fist my pee-hole How does this feel?  Inception

There's nothing wrong with my eyes, I just like a larger screen size. I don't care what you want to do with your own laptop, make your screen smaller.

There's nothing wrong with my eyes, I just like a larger screen size. I don't care what you want to do with your own laptop, make your screen smaller.   Inception
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