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Inebriated Handyman

asks hardware clerk for "a bolt" What size, length, and thread? I'll know it when I see it

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Comes to fix leaky toilet. leaves with your house on fire.

Comes to fix leaky toilet. leaves with your house on fire. Inebriated Handyman
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shows up to work on your sink asks if you like anal

shows up to work on your sink asks if you like anal Inebriated Handyman
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darwin award incoming

darwin award incoming Inebriated Handyman
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Can you pick me up? i just got my sixth dui.

Can you pick me up? i just got my sixth dui. Inebriated Handyman
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I can totally fix your fuse box death by electrocution

I can totally fix your fuse box death by electrocution Inebriated Handyman
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gets caught sitting around on the job immediately calls union rep for defense

gets caught sitting around on the job immediately calls union rep for defense Inebriated Handyman
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