JJ Jameson

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? What? Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? What?  Names   JJ Jameson

you know what i do to save money? no, what? When i call my dominatrix at 3am, she abuses me for free.

you know what i do to save money? no, what? When i call my dominatrix at 3am,
she abuses me for free.   JJ Jameson

i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?

i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?   JJ Jameson

you know why spidey is a jerk off? ... he's got sticky hands from always being on the web

you know why spidey is a jerk off? ... he's got sticky hands 
from always being on the web   JJ Jameson

how many wrinkles does a cunt have? i don't know smile and I'll count them

how many wrinkles does a cunt have? i don't know smile and I'll count them   JJ Jameson

Tell my wife I cant take her to breaking dawn this weekend, I have this thing what is it? a dick

Tell my wife I cant take her to breaking dawn this weekend, I have this thing  what is it? a dick   JJ Jameson

How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? how? She fits into your wife's clothes.

How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? how? She fits into your wife's clothes.   JJ Jameson

Kids of today would fuck anything that moves . . . I just don't feel the same need to limit myself

Kids of today would fuck anything that moves . . . I just don't feel the same need to limit myself   JJ Jameson

you kids, you'd fuck anything that moves what about you, JJ? i don't feel the same need to limit myself

you kids, you'd fuck anything that moves what about you, JJ? i don't feel the same need to limit myself   JJ Jameson

Hey Parker, arm wrestle? MR. JAMESON YOU WON, LET GO! Say Uncle.

Hey Parker, arm wrestle? MR. JAMESON YOU WON, LET GO! Say Uncle.   JJ Jameson
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