Jake The Dog

Dude... Let's Kill the horse

Dude... Let's Kill the horse  Jake The Dog

If my friends stop being assholes I might enjoy hanging out with them

If my friends stop being 
assholes I might enjoy hanging out with them  Jake The Dog

Do you think we hurt meatman when we use his meat to make sandwiches? I think i'm gonna stop eating meatman

Do you think we hurt meatman when we use his meat to make sandwiches? I think i'm gonna stop eating meatman  Jake The Dog

Girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination I'd want to have your baby

Girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination I'd want to have your baby  Jake The Dog

You're so cute I could just maul you to death

You're so cute I could just maul you to death  Jake The Dog

dude be calmed by my saliva

dude be calmed by my saliva  Jake The Dog

Getting an upvote is just a step away from getting on the front page

Getting an upvote is just a step away from getting on the front page  Jake The Dog

It's fine it's fine Everything's fine

It's fine it's fine Everything's fine  Jake The Dog

having sex is the best thing....next to posting ponies

having sex is the best thing....next to posting ponies  Jake The Dog

Listening to dubstep alone is like . . . being forever alone

Listening to dubstep alone is like . . . being forever alone  Jake The Dog
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